useful tips
Thought I’d write something more interesting about a couple of tips which I think is quiet useful. You just never know when your could face one of these situations.
Always keep a matchbox in your hand bag: If your stuck in a nasty smelly poo situation and scared about stinking up a work or public toilet, the best thing to do is light a match after you’ve done your shit. Make sure you don’t light one up while your farting, you might end up blowing the toilet bowl off the ground. Thisworks as the fumes from the match kills the pooie smell.
- proven so ive been told
Tiger Balm: When someone disgusting or smelly sits next to you on a train or bus, rub some of this under your nose and you wont be able to smell a thing. All you will be smelling is the strong aroma of Asian Vics / Balm. It’s also great if you have a runny nose or flu.
- I do this all the time
Nail Polish: If your favourite nail polish is not looking so hot place a little nail polish remover into the bottle, put lid back on and shake well, this will give you a few more applications.
- old trick that’s been around for years
Holding on to your shit: Holding your shit is bad. Apparently it goes back in side of you if you don’t release it straight away. So next time you think about holding your poo because your in a public area, think twice!
- my naturopathy colleague learnt this in her course
Clothing Creases the Lazy way: Apparently if your in a hurry and you cant be bothered ironing 1 shirt, hang it on the rail in the bathroom. Take a hot shower and the steam should release the creases. Alternatively, hold a hair dryer towards the crease and it should also smoothen out. My friend uses her straighter if there’s 1 odd crease LOLLLLL
- i’ve done this before and it works
HAHA!~
Thanks for the tips and I like the images that follows it. Nice job
That poo figurine is so cute! LOL
Reply
Holding on to shit? Erm… Excuse me, what? Hahaha… considering the image that followed is a poo poo…it’s cute. ^^ Thanks for your tips.
Reply
lol!
apologies for the language LOL. If its one thing i learnt abot being an aussie… its the fact that we love being open about shitting and peeing and everything LOL. its part of our every day culture ^_^
Glad you like the poo ^_^ hope the tips come in handy one day
Reply
Clothing crease, i really like that tip. Thanks, Leonaaaaa!!
By the way, nice poo! And that photo of the red nail polish, amazing!
Reply
I am liking these tips! I mean as unsavoury as some of them are they’re all very useful.
I do think that i’d freak out if I heard someone strike a match in the cubicle next to mine.
Reply
make sure no1 is around before you light up.. (especially @ work)
If its in a public area, chances are the hand blowers, taps and ppl talking will camouflage the sound.
Reply
Haha, thanks for the tips. I love your blog
Reply
Thanks!
I love your blog toooo ^_^
oo is this a new blog URL? should i update it from the previous one i have linked?
Reply
Thank you
Yes, this is a new link
I won’t be blogging at my domain anymore.
Reply
Lovely tips. I always do the nail polish thing. It helps keep nail polish for a long time
Reply
the match tip – the first i’ve ever heard of it thanks Lee!!
Reply
its really good!
we do it at work allll the time! it workssss. ^_~
youknow you could buy wipes to wipe the private area? (not for the bum but for the other part…. and its flushable too)
Reply