Thought I’d write something more interesting about a couple of tips which I think is quiet useful. You just never know when your could face one of these situations.

Always keep a matchbox in your hand bag: If your stuck in a nasty smelly poo situation and scared about stinking up a work or public toilet, the best thing to do is light a match after you’ve done your shit.  Make sure you don’t light one up while your farting, you might end up blowing the toilet bowl off the ground. Thisworks as the fumes from the match kills the pooie smell.
- proven so ive been told

Tiger Balm: When someone disgusting or smelly sits next to you on a train or bus, rub some of this under your nose and you wont be able to smell a thing. All you will be smelling is the strong aroma of Asian Vics / Balm. It’s also great if you have a runny nose or flu.
- I do this all the time

Nail Polish: If your favourite nail polish is not looking so hot place a little nail polish remover into the bottle, put lid back on and shake well, this will give you a few more applications.
- old trick that’s been around for years

Holding on to your shit: Holding your shit is bad. Apparently it goes back in side of you if you don’t release it straight away. So next time you think about holding your poo because your in a public area, think twice!
- my naturopathy colleague learnt this in her course

Clothing Creases the Lazy way: Apparently if your in a hurry and you cant be bothered ironing 1 shirt, hang it on the rail in the bathroom. Take a hot shower and the steam should release the creases. Alternatively, hold a hair dryer towards the crease and it should also smoothen out. My friend uses her straighter if there’s 1 odd crease LOLLLLL
- i’ve done this before and it works

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